I Have Too Many Shoes
Shoes can say a lot about a person.
My wife and I moved to New York City recently from Provo, a small college town in northern Utah. While we were getting things packed I made this startling observation:
I have too many shoes.
It was a bit frightening, to be honest. I had always considered myself a man of simple needs—pragmatic, yet not too aloof to maintain a well-groomed and clean appearance. I used to believe that a man need only one sturdy pair of shoes, maybe a pair of sandals too, until those shoes wore out; then it would be on to the next modest, simple pair.
But there, before my eyes, was tactile proof that I was no longer that man: I was a hoarder. A materialist. I had upwards of fifteen pairs of shoes. Fifteen. I felt pangs of remorse—not so much for the discovery as for the feeling I had for my shoes. I liked having lots of shoes. I thought it was fantastic. I could wear this pair with these pants, and this pair with these other pants. The combinations were endless.
I got rid of a few of those pairs. You know the ones. They kind of hang out in the back of your closet because they’re too old and worn to wear out anymore, but you still kind of like them because they’re just the perfect fit and you never know when you might…
There I go again. A sentimentalist, too.
Anyway. So we moved here and I find myself rotating an average of four pairs of shoes through my regular wardrobe. But still, I have more sitting in my wardrobe. And I don’t want to get rid of them.
So what do my shoes say about me? I don’t know. I guess some of my priorities have changed. But is that such a bad thing, really? Again, I don’t know. But one thing I do know: I like my shoes. So I’m going to draw them.









